haha-l-m-a-o:

twofuckinpresents:

whoa have you ever noticed that theres no present

like as soon as we do something its done its over with and it automatically becomes the past

me writing this has become the past

you reading the last sentence is the past

there is no actual present and that blows my mind 

STOP.

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  • parents: why are you on the internet all the time you have homework
  • my mind: i fucking know i have homework to do you idiots i'm over stressed and i'm distracting myself on purpose school is fucking hell you may have gone when you were younger but it's fucking different now there are all new stresses and bad people and assessments and detentions and tests and exams and pressure and more studying and we over think all these things and it makes everything worse and it scares us so we procrastinate by going on the internet and actually having fun instead of working our asses off because we are so fucking stressed and confused and tired of everything THAT'S WHY I'M ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME OK
  • me: ok

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fuckyeahslowjams:

Paperman (Full Short)

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Health:

  1. Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
  2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
  3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
  4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
  5. Play more games.
  6. Read more books than you did in 2011.
  7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
  8. Sleep for 7 hours.
  9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.


Personality:

  1. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  2. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  3. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
  4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
  6. Dream more while you are awake.
  7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
  9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
  10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
  11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
  13. Smile and laugh more.
  14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

  1. Call your family often.
  2. Each day give something good to others.
  3. Forgive everyone for everything.
  4. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
  5. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  6. What other people think of you is none of your business.
  7. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

  1. Do the right thing!
  2. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  3. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
  4. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
  5. The best is yet to come.
  6. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

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samanthaayn:

A sweet lesson on patience.

A NYC Taxi driver wrote:

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.

After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940’s movie.

By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.

There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.

‘Would you carry my bag out to the car?’ she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.

She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.

She kept thanking me for my kindness. ‘It’s nothing’, I told her.. ‘I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.’

‘Oh, you’re such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, ‘Could you drive
through downtown?’

‘It’s not the shortest way,’ I answered quickly..

‘Oh, I don’t mind,’ she said. ‘I’m in no hurry. I’m on my way to a hospice.

I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. ‘I don’t have any family left,’ she continued in a soft voice..’The doctor says I don’t have very long.’ I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.

‘What route would you like me to take?’ I asked.

For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.

We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.

Sometimes she’d ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.

As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, ‘I’m tired.Let’s go now’.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.

Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.

I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.

‘How much do I owe you?’ She asked, reaching into her purse.

‘Nothing,’ I said

‘You have to make a living,’ she answered.

‘There are other passengers,’ I responded.

Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.

‘You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,’ she said. ‘Thank you.’

I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..

I didn’t pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?

On a quick review, I don’t think that I have done anything more important in my life.

We’re conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.

But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

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Title: Give Your Heart a Break 2,220 plays

camisunn:

Give Your Heart a Break - Demi Lovato

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cfcyouth:

Conference Prayer

Heavenly Father we love You with our whole hearts. Our souls glorify You alone. Our spirits rejoice in the one, true Savior!

O kind, gracious, and merciful God, we humbly ask for the pardon of our sinfulness, knowing that none but You can make us whole. And in endless gratitude, we thank you for counting us worthy to receive Your grace.

As we prepare for the 18th Annual CFC Youth Conference in Northern California, we pray that your mighty hand be upon every detail of our event. For all those contributing to the production of the conference, may they be imitators of Christ’s loving service in all of their preparation. We also lift up to you our delegation, our venue, and all our activities, may each and every component of our conference be touched by the Holy Spirit.

We pray for hearts like that of Our Blessed Mother Mary, that we might be able to fully experience your will for our lives the way she did, proclaiming your greatness through obedience and trust. In this conference season, may we be especially open to all of the love and knowledge that you seek to impart to us.

St. Michael be our defense against all that desires to hinder His inevitable victory.

In Jesus’ name we pray.

Our Father, Hail Mary, Glory Be

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Spiritual Preparation

Spend time with Jesus at Mass, in Eucharistic Adoration, and in the Sacred Scripture.

Receive the Sacrament of Reconciliation. There will be a priests available at the venue to hear your confessions on Friday from 3 pm to 4 pm only so think of receiving the sacrament in your home areas.

Join the service team in praying The Divine Mercy chaplet at 3 pm, honoring the Blessed Mother with the Angelus at 6 pm, and meditating on the mysteries of the Incarnation and Redemption through The Holy Rosary at 9 pm.

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cfcyouth:

See you soon!

Track is “Amazing Grace” by Citizens

JUICED! <3

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Title: Be Alright Artist: Zapp & Roger 6,369 plays

Zapp & Roger | Be Alright

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My two favorite girls and my favorite picture of the summer so far. <3

Summer 2012: Day One.

  • School, last final.
  • My house.
  • Alexis’s house.
  • Samantha’s house.
  • Big Slide Park kick it with the C/O 2013 - Hang out, volleyball, food, water fight.
  • Yo Sushi with Samantha, Angela, and Alexis.
  • My house with Alexis. 
  • SLEEP.

This first day of summer started out right. <3

Seniors in the Senior Lair! Next year is going to be smackin.

#SPSV  #Seniors